There are a lot of things I want to do in life, and walking on air is not one of them (you are most likely DEAD). Crazy Jessica Simpson might be my un-fashionable nemesis. Don’t get me wrong, I love the look of the cream faux python - I just picked up a pair of Dolce Vita white snakeskin pumps - but really?! It would be tempting to run to my closest tween infested mall, or tourist infested 34th street - to try these out though!

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